The bot that buys when you tell it to
Talk trash. Get talked back.
Own the bag anyway.
Mention the bot on X and it opens a wallet in your name on Robinhood Chain. Fund it with ETH or USDG, say “buy”, and tokenized stocks or memecoins land in a wallet only you can claim.
@TryPeterpan whats up with todays market, got 10 bucks to invest
that’s a sandwich, not an investment. put it in something stupid enough to match the energy. $CASHCAT maybe.
buy it for me
Bought ~273 CASHCAT for $10. It’s in your wallet. Check the portfolio link in bio to see and manage your assets.
Talk
Mention @TryPeterpan. Ask for a read, get roasted, hear a ticker.
Fund
Your wallet exists the moment you tweet. Top it up with ETH or USDG.
Own
Say “buy”. The fill lands on-chain in your wallet, not ours.
Buying only happens by talking to the bot on X. This site shows what you own and lets you manage it: sell, withdraw, or export your key any time.
Not investment advice. Robinhood Stock Tokens are not offered to U.S., Canadian, UK, or Swiss persons under the issuer’s terms. Wallets are custodial until you export your key, which you can do whenever you want.